Swamp-dweller Blues
Swamp-dweller Blues
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Big Boss of an ogrebusiness. He's got tons of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.
The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the bayous , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No deadlines out here. Just the rustling reeds and the whispering wind . It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, rescue me!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes that green goodness. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.
- His memes are legendary
- He lives for the likes
- Get on his good side, or else
Gatorfest Guaranteed
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at intense rain all day in and day out with temperatures in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a check here tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.
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